If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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