But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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