check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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