is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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