Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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