I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
