My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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