I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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