I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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