Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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