So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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