There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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