So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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