yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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