? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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