my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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