This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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