god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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