And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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