Porn is love you can see.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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