I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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