Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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