Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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