I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
His hands were made for my vagina.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
