Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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