How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
