When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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