Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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