yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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