I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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