Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You are a genius and a whore.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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