i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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