? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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