So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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