Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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