I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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