just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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