U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
where are my eyebrows?
I did not marry a roomba.
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