When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
that's an acceptable place to lick
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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