Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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