If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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