talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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