margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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