Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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