How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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