did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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