i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
