miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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