he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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