yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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