Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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