If that was your dad, he is hot
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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