You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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