Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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