no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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