My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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